GREAT NEWS EVERYBODY
THE NUMBER 8 SEARCH TERM FROM WHICH THIS WEBSITE IS ACCESSED IS “bruce foxton school toilets.”
THIS HAS ALL BEEN WORTH IT.
HI EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE
Sara Shulman at COMEDY BLOGEDY interviewed me and it was a lot of fun.
Go and have a look at her website. There’s loads of fine interviews up there, especially THIS ONE.
P.S. If it is still the 31st and you are in Edinburgh, go and see NISH KUMAR tonight. HE COULD DO WITH SOME BODIES IN THE ROOM. Plus, no matter how much he is wrong about the muscle, he has been working that muscle like a mofo and it is pretty strong.
(THEN COME AND SEE DAVID TRENT:THIS IS ALL I HAVE AT THE JACK DOME AT 10.45 PM)
HI EVERYONE ON EARTH.
DAVID TRENT: THIS IS ALL I HAVE
HELLO CARDIFF.I WILL BE IN ALL OF THESE FISH AND CHIP SHOPS TOMORROW.
I WILL ALSO BE HERE.
It’s going to be partly cloudy. What greater incentive could there be?
HEY, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD, GREAT NEWS IS UPON US…
My new TV show “DAVID TRENT’S NICK HELM’S HEAVY ENTERTAINMENT” is now out and available to watch here.
Unfortunately there’s quite a bit of THIS PRICK in it, but try to overlook him and concentrate on the background…