GUYS, IF YOU TRY TO CONTACT ME VIA EMAILS THROUGH THE WEBSITE CONTACT ME SECTION ALL I GET IS A BLANK EMAIL.

IT’S RUBBISH BUBBISH. I’M GOING TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT. SORRY IF YOU’VE TRIED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME THAT WAY. I REGULARLY GET BLANK EMAILS SAYING NOTHING. LIKE A MILLION A DAY, SO SORRY EVERYONE.

 


Good evening.I am doing my Edinburgh show at the Museum of Comedy next Tuesday, 16th September. Please come. It’s a really good show.

It got five stars from my favourite publication THREE WEEKS. They published the review on the 31st of August – a full FOUR WEEKS after the Edinburgh Festival started.

It got four stars from Chortle, The Mirror, The Jewish Chronicle, The List, Broadway Baby, Shortcom, One4Review and The Angry Microwave.

It got three stars from Fest and Edinburgh Festivals – both of these reviews are worth reading if you really hate me.

You can vote for Totally Trented in the British Comedy Awards here. I would really like to be able to go to the awards ceremony and watch someone throw a roll at someone on the stage so please vote for it. My friend Nick Hodder has pointed out that you can vote every single day, so if you really want me to be able to watch someone throw a roll at someone on the stage then please don’t hesitate to vote for me every single day. There’s loads of other really fantastic videos that you can vote for too. Here’s the front page – go and vote for some other people too.

I think that is everything for now. I am really having a nice evening tonight. There is a chicken in the oven. I will put on the cous cous in a minute and sit and eat it with my family. Then I will go to the pub and watch Sleaford Mods.


I SHOULD REALLY HAVE SAID THAT I AM IN EDINBRUGH.

GUYS, I AM IN EDINBURGH, HAVING A GOOD GOOD TIME DOING MY BRAND NEW EDINBURGH SHOW DAVID TRENT: LIVE AT THE PLEASANCE COURTYARD.

IT IS ON AT 9.45 EVERY NIGHT AT UPSTAIRS WHICH IS IN THE PLEASANCE COURTYARD.

SOME PEOPLE REVEIWED IT – LOOK:

**** – THE LIST
**** – THE MIRROR
**** – BROADWAY BABY
**** – ONE4REVIEW
**** – SHORT.COM
PUNCHLINE COMEDY RECOMMENDS

ALSO ALL OF YOU WILL BE DELIGHTED TO HEAR THAT TOTALLY TRENTED, THE BEST TV SHOW IN THE WORLD, IS ALSO UP AND RUNNING

HERE IT IS FOR YOUR DELIGHT

EPISODE 1

EPISODE 2

VERY NICE TO SEE YOU ALL.


HI EVERYONE.

I GOT A NEW DI BOX. I NO LONGER NEED TWO XLR CABLES I ONLY NEED ONE.

MOST PEOPLE DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHEN I TELL THEM BUT I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD ALL UNDERSTAND. THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU.

ALSO, ME AND JIMMY TWO SHOES AKA TWO TWO AKA THE NAIL AKA WOTCHA AKA COKEY GUV GUV HAD A RADIO SHOW BROADCAST ON XFM.

WHERE IS IT? HERE IT IS: (SORRY IF YOU ARE SCARED BY THE PICTURE, IT IS NOT PLUG FROM THE BASH STREETS, IT IS ACASTY)

 

James Acaster and David Trent (26 January 2014) by Xfm Radio on Mixcloud

IN ADDITION TO ALL THIS I HAVE UPDATED ALL MY GIGS FOR MARCH AND APRIL.

SO>>>MANY>>>OPPORTUNITIES>>>EVERYONE.

 


HELLO EVERYBODY.

 

HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING? I’M FINE. I GAVE UP DAIRY TODAY TO TRY TO FIX MY ECZEMA. IS CHOCOLATE DAIRY? IF SO I HAVE NOT GIVEN UP AT ALL SUCCESSFULLY.

 

FROM TOMORROW NIGHT UNTIL SATURDAY NIGHT I WILL BE AT THE SOHO THEATRE DOING MY SHOW

DAVID TRENT: THIS IS ALL I HAVE

 

HERE IS A REVIEW OF IT FROM THE WEBSITE CHORTLE. THEY REALLY LIKED IT. CHECK OUT THE TOTALLY COOL COMMENT UNDERNEATH IT TOO.

HERE IS A REVIEW OF IT FROM THE BRUCE DESSAU OF THE EVENING STANDARD’S WEBSITE. HE REALLY LIKED IT.

HERE IS A REVIEW OF IT FROM THE GUARDIAN. THEY DIDN’T LIKE IT SO MUCH BUT THEY THOUGHT IT WAS OK.

HERE IS A MENTION OF IT FROM THE TELEGRAPH. THEY CALLED IT ONE OF THE WORST COMEDY SHOWS OF 2013.

 

THE GUARDIAN ALSO PRINTED THIS ON SATURDAY TO WHET YOUR WHISTLES. GO AND SEE SEANN’S SHOW TOO. HE IS GOOD.

AND I WROTE THIS.

 

 

HERE IS RANCID PLAYING RUBY SOHO. BECAUSE SOHO IS IN SOHO.

AND HERE IS THE BAND SOHO AND THEIR VIDEO FOR HIPPYCHICK.

 

 

I SAW SOHO SUPPORT JESUS JONES AT THE HEXAGON IN SHEFFIELD ON FEBRUARY 23RD 1991. IT WAS OK. SOHO HAS THE SAME NAME AS SOHO.

OH ALSO, IF YOU ARE VISITING THIS ON AN IPAD AND A PHOTO COMES UP TELLING YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF, REALLY SORRY. THE KONAMI CODING HAS GONE WRONG.

I THOUGHT I’D TELL YOU LOT RATHER THAN MY WEB ADMIN WHO APPEARS TO BE SO ASHAMED OF THIS WEBSITE THAT HE DOESN’T EVEN LIST IT ON HIS PORTFOLIO.

 


The file http://www.davidtrent.co.uk is marked as READ ONLY.