HEY, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD, GREAT NEWS IS UPON US…
My new TV show “DAVID TRENT’S NICK HELM’S HEAVY ENTERTAINMENT” is now out and available to watch here.
Unfortunately there’s quite a bit of THIS PRICK in it, but try to overlook him and concentrate on the background…
HELLO NORTHAMPTON. HOW ARE YOU? LAST TIME WE MET I WAS IN A VERY BAD MOOD. IF IT’S ANY CONSOLATION I ENDED UP IN HOSPITAL THE MONDAY AFTER. I WAS VERY ILL.
LET’S BURY THE OLD HATCHET ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT THE LABOUR CLUB SHALL WE? I’LL DO A PREVIEW OF THIS IS ALL I HAVE AND YOU CAN ALL SAY “HE LOOKS A LOT HAPPIER THAN WHEN WE LAST MET UP…”
SOME DETAILS? TRY HERE
EVERYONE IN MANCHESTER – GET READY TO MOP UP THE STREETS – I WILL BE ARRIVING THERE TOMORROW.
I am doing 20 minutes at a club GROUP THERAPY COMEDY in a venue called GORILLA in a city called MANCHESTER.
You can get your tickets here.
Here is a great story about a chimpanzee.
I am previewing DAVID TRENT: THIS IS ALL I HAVE again on TUESDAY NIGHT at LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE.
It’s going to be a lot of fun. Not just me though, the king of garden landscaping JAMES ACASTER will also be previewing his brilliant new show LAWNMOWER. I saw it last Thursday and it was GREAT.
Show starts at 8.30 and costs FIVE POUNDS – FIVE POUNDS for both shows?
YES. FIVE POUNDS FOR BOTH SHOWS. SPOILING YOU.
HELLO THE ENTIRE WORLD.
I’m previewing DAVID TRENT:THIS IS ALL I HAVE at the Islington Pleasance at 9.15 on Saturday.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT. HOW DO I GET TICKETS OR MORE INFO DAVID?
Calm down the world, just click here.