HELLO EVERYBODY.

 

HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING? I’M FINE. I GAVE UP DAIRY TODAY TO TRY TO FIX MY ECZEMA. IS CHOCOLATE DAIRY? IF SO I HAVE NOT GIVEN UP AT ALL SUCCESSFULLY.

 

FROM TOMORROW NIGHT UNTIL SATURDAY NIGHT I WILL BE AT THE SOHO THEATRE DOING MY SHOW

DAVID TRENT: THIS IS ALL I HAVE

 

HERE IS A REVIEW OF IT FROM THE WEBSITE CHORTLE. THEY REALLY LIKED IT. CHECK OUT THE TOTALLY COOL COMMENT UNDERNEATH IT TOO.

HERE IS A REVIEW OF IT FROM THE BRUCE DESSAU OF THE EVENING STANDARD’S WEBSITE. HE REALLY LIKED IT.

HERE IS A REVIEW OF IT FROM THE GUARDIAN. THEY DIDN’T LIKE IT SO MUCH BUT THEY THOUGHT IT WAS OK.

HERE IS A MENTION OF IT FROM THE TELEGRAPH. THEY CALLED IT ONE OF THE WORST COMEDY SHOWS OF 2013.

 

THE GUARDIAN ALSO PRINTED THIS ON SATURDAY TO WHET YOUR WHISTLES. GO AND SEE SEANN’S SHOW TOO. HE IS GOOD.

AND I WROTE THIS.

 

 

HERE IS RANCID PLAYING RUBY SOHO. BECAUSE SOHO IS IN SOHO.

AND HERE IS THE BAND SOHO AND THEIR VIDEO FOR HIPPYCHICK.

 

 

I SAW SOHO SUPPORT JESUS JONES AT THE HEXAGON IN SHEFFIELD ON FEBRUARY 23RD 1991. IT WAS OK. SOHO HAS THE SAME NAME AS SOHO.

OH ALSO, IF YOU ARE VISITING THIS ON AN IPAD AND A PHOTO COMES UP TELLING YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF, REALLY SORRY. THE KONAMI CODING HAS GONE WRONG.

I THOUGHT I’D TELL YOU LOT RATHER THAN MY WEB ADMIN WHO APPEARS TO BE SO ASHAMED OF THIS WEBSITE THAT HE DOESN’T EVEN LIST IT ON HIS PORTFOLIO.

 


I AM DOING SOME GIGS TO CELEBRATE GETTING DISCHARGED FROM CLINIC 12 AT ADDENBROOKES.

LET US CELEBRATE.

THIS ONE IS IN PUTNEY ON SUNDAY. AT THIS ONE I WILL BE DOING NEW MATERIAL.

THEN THERE IS THIS ONE IN KINGS CROSS ON MONDAY. AT THIS ONE I WILL BE DOING NEW MATERIAL.

THEN THERE IS THIS ONE IN CAMDEN ON WEDNESDAY. AT THIS ONE I WILL BE GOING ON LAST AND DOING MY A GAME.

THEN THERE IS THIS ONE IN GRANTHAM ON THURSDAY. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE GRANTHAM IS.

FINALLY THERE IS THIS ONE IN BRIGHTON ON SATURDAY. I WILL BE PERFORMING MY SMASH HIT EDINBURGH SHOW “THIS IS ALL I HAVE”

TODAY’S DATE IS 22/11/2013 SO IF YOU ARE READING THIS IN THE FUTURE, BAD LUCK, YOU MISSED IT.


HI EVERYONE ON EARTH.

 

DAVID TRENT: THIS IS ALL I HAVE

 

STARTS>>>TODAY>>>


HELLO THE ENTIRE WORLD.

I’m previewing DAVID TRENT:THIS IS ALL I HAVE at the Islington Pleasance at 9.15 on Saturday.

THAT SOUNDS GREAT. HOW DO I GET TICKETS OR MORE INFO DAVID?

Calm down the world, just click here.


David Trent returns to Edinburgh with his computer, projector and accessories in crates and his screen by his side.

Nightly he will take the computer and projector and accessories out of the crates, place them onto the crates, connect them together and project images both moving and still onto the screen which will be placed approximately three feet in front of the projector.

David Trent returns to Edinburgh with his computer, projector and accessories in crates and his screen by his side.

Nightly he will take the computer and projector and accessories out of the crates, place them onto the crates, connect them together and project images both moving and still onto the screen which will be placed approximately three feet in front of the projector.

In addition to this he will direct inject the sound from the computer into the Public Address system of the venue.

He will speak in between the images and sounds to create laughter.

This is 2013. This is Comedy. THIS IS ALL HE HAS.

Following on from his total sell-out show ‘Spontaneous Comedian’ in 2012, which was nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Best Award Newcomer Award and for the Chortle Breakthrough act award, this year’s show promises to be full of the same brilliantly dark observations from Trent.

Not exactly the same observations.
That would be last years show.
Similarly dark. Different observations.

Up until December 2012, David Trent juggled full time primary school teaching with comedy.
He no longer teaches.

The show consists of 11 high quality routines* to be performed in the following order:

Opening Sequence (1 Slide)
Expectation (8 Slides),
Concerns (15 slides),
Learning Objective (16 slides),
I’m Here (44 slides),
Are You Sure (16 slides),
Silk N Shine (13 slides),
The Look (5 slides),
Ill Communication (15 slides),
Capsicum (5 slides),
Thanks Very Much (1 slide)

PREPARE. YOURSELVES.


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