HELLO EVERYONE. WELCOME TO THIS.
TONIGHT…I am gigging at the White Horse Theatre in HASTINGS with THIS PRICK.
Why not come? Tickets are available here.
The gig is called BACK IN THE ROOM which is also the name of the new album by ex-jam bass player BRUCE FOXTON.
If, like me, you are a big fan of BRUCE FOXTON and have wanted to read a story of BRUCE FOXTON being ORALLY PLEASURED in a schoolroom toilet, let me also recommend STARLUST by Fred and Judy Vermorel in which you can read such a story, as well as many stories written by fans of BARRY MANILOW about having sex on a cruise ship with BARRY MANILOW. Great book. Like peering into the darkest sex recesses of the brain of the comedy man NATHANIEL METCALFE if he were obsessed with BARRY MANILOW and DAVID BOWIE.
So, EXACTLY like peering into the darkest sex recesses of the brain of the comedy man NATHANIEL METCALFE.