HI EVERYONE.

I GOT A NEW DI BOX. I NO LONGER NEED TWO XLR CABLES I ONLY NEED ONE.

MOST PEOPLE DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHEN I TELL THEM BUT I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD ALL UNDERSTAND. THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU.

ALSO, ME AND JIMMY TWO SHOES AKA TWO TWO AKA THE NAIL AKA WOTCHA AKA COKEY GUV GUV HAD A RADIO SHOW BROADCAST ON XFM.

WHERE IS IT? HERE IT IS: (SORRY IF YOU ARE SCARED BY THE PICTURE, IT IS NOT PLUG FROM THE BASH STREETS, IT IS ACASTY)

 

James Acaster and David Trent (26 January 2014) by Xfm Radio on Mixcloud

IN ADDITION TO ALL THIS I HAVE UPDATED ALL MY GIGS FOR MARCH AND APRIL.

SO>>>MANY>>>OPPORTUNITIES>>>EVERYONE.

 


HELLO EVERYONE.

I am previewing DAVID TRENT: THIS IS ALL I HAVE again on TUESDAY NIGHT at LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE.

It’s going to be a lot of fun. Not just me though, the king of garden landscaping JAMES ACASTER will also be previewing his brilliant new show LAWNMOWER. I saw it last Thursday and it was GREAT.

Show starts at 8.30 and costs FIVE POUNDS – FIVE POUNDS for both shows? 

YES. FIVE POUNDS FOR BOTH SHOWS. SPOILING YOU.


HELLO EVERYONE. WELCOME TO THIS.

TONIGHT…I am gigging at the White Horse Theatre in HASTINGS with THIS PRICK.

Why not come? Tickets are available here.

The gig is called BACK IN THE ROOM which is also the name of the new album by ex-jam bass player BRUCE FOXTON.

If, like me, you are a big fan of BRUCE FOXTON and have wanted to read a story of BRUCE FOXTON being ORALLY PLEASURED in a schoolroom toilet, let me also recommend STARLUST by Fred and Judy Vermorel in which you can read such a story, as well as many stories written by fans of BARRY MANILOW about having sex on a cruise ship with BARRY MANILOW. Great book. Like peering into the darkest sex recesses of the brain of the comedy man NATHANIEL METCALFE if he were obsessed with BARRY MANILOW and DAVID BOWIE.

So, EXACTLY like peering into the darkest sex recesses of the brain of the comedy man NATHANIEL METCALFE.


28th of June sees David Trent and James Acaster preview their Edinburgh Shows at the Leicester Square Theatre.

Having failed to sell more than 5 tickets for any of their previous shows, these two, really great, award nominated men urge you strongly to attend this gig as

A) IT WILL BE EPIC and
B) IT WILL BE FUNNY and
C) IT COSTS US A LOT TO PULL IT WHEN NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SHOW UP.

Only joking. Loads of people always come down to it, because it’s fantastic.


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